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How falling to meet Joss Whedon, turned into me not having children… stick with me.

So my friend Ashley just posted something horrifying on Facebook: Ashley: I just saw Joss fucking Whedon walking downtown Portland. It was literally all I could do not to attack him and request a picture! Me: … you didn’t… WHO … Continue reading

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That’s why I’m the awesomest co-worker ever!

One of my more brilliant managers decided I was just so awesome, that I deserved a $20 Starbucks gift card.  And, being my awesome self, I decided to share the wealth with my dear co-worker Tif. So I shot her the … Continue reading

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Planes are Dodging Pigs and Hitler’s Bobsledding in Hell!

After all of my many, many, many failed attempts to get Hubby to agree to it… IT’S finally happened!!! NO! Not that… Dude, get your mind out of the gutter! WE GOT A PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!! He’s a mini australian shepherd, he’s adorable, and sweet, … Continue reading

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Creative writing… it’s a bitch.

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And then Captain Mal shot Tif

Tif ‎‎ [9:10 AM]: Is that scanner behind you super heavy?  Mona‎‎ [9:11 AM]: … define super OH GOD OH GOD There goes my back! HA HA HA HA HA get it…  ? Get It… ? GET IT… ? Tif … Continue reading

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Someone pull my ass up!

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Dude, It’s 8AM… Are You Drunk?

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I’ve Just Made the Biggest Decision of My Life… SHIT.

Me: So??? What do you think? Tif:… Shit. Me: I know, but I’ve decided this is what I really want to do. Tif:.. wow… I mean… wow Me: Listen this took a lot of thought and I’m gonna be honest, it’s … Continue reading

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Why Does the Devil Hate Us??

Wrap up to yesterday’s email post, just incase you were worried I truly was walking around with a dead dude’s cornea. From: Mona To: Ang Subject: Friday Date: Fri, 2 May 2008 So how did the golfing go yesterday?? Hubby and I … Continue reading

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Inappropriate IMing at Work

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