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I’m running and nothings chasing me… we live in F’d up times.
So my daily activity of couch eating and bathtub drinking has caused some dire effects. During my last ladies virtual HH some evil bastard suggested we all put on a pair of our favorite jeans. We did laughing, being obtuse … Continue reading
Just when ya think you’re the most awkward person in the world, your co-worker steps up and takes the crazy crown.
Sitting at my desk, about to enjoy my first cup of coffee when I felt a presence behind me, and some heavy breathing. Me: hhhhheeeyyyy Heather, how’s your morning going? Heather: I’m pretty sure I’m gonna die alone. Me:… Heather: … Continue reading
Thought I was being hilarious and ended up disrespecting my besties titties.
Texting with my bestie Tracy, the AMAZING chef at Served from Scratch and thought her phone made a hilarious spell check error… only it didn’t… and I felt like an ass… So because I’m not a TOTAL monster I sent … Continue reading
2018 and people can’t stop giving me money… it sucks.
So I don’t know about the rest of you, but the first day back after the holiday season is tough, especially when you’re someone like me who took 2 weeks off. Just the fact that I was able to roll … Continue reading
It’s never too early for Jesus, and apparently a hearing aid…
My office mate, Ciera, walked into our office with a concerned look on her face. She turned to me and asked… “Is it too early for Jesus?”. Now I’m not an overly religious person, in fact I just had to … Continue reading
How helping a friend decide on her family’s first Halloween themed costumes nearly ended an 8 year friendship.
Tracy: I need help coming up with ideas for our Halloween costumes! You’re creative, have any ideas!?! Me: Wow, the pressure… OH this!! Tracy:… okay don’t judge… but I’ve never seen this movie… Me: …let me reply with this… Tracy: I’ve … Continue reading
COURTESY FLUSH DAY WAS YESTERDAY, AND I MISSED IT!?!?!?!?
Okay I know there is LITERALLY a day for everything, I mean seriously, here’s just a few I found with a quick Google search: Answer Your Cat’s Question Day (but just the one question and try not to freak out … Continue reading
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Either working for Macy’s is like working for the CIA… or my friend’s an ass…. she’s an ass.
So I was at Macy’s trying to find a replacement for my favorite bra that after years of faithful service attempted to assassinate me in it’s final hour by impaling me with its underwire. While walking through the maze that … Continue reading
It started with Pinterest posts and ended with my inevitable death by explosion… classic Thursday.
Whitney: I just sent this to you via Pinterest but it’s too funny so I’m texting it to you too! Me: LOL, have you seen my ‘Word’ section in Pinterest? I love these things, here’s a great one for me… … Continue reading
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