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I’m running and nothings chasing me… we live in F’d up times.
So my daily activity of couch eating and bathtub drinking has caused some dire effects. During my last ladies virtual HH some evil bastard suggested we all put on a pair of our favorite jeans. We did laughing, being obtuse … Continue reading
In our house you’re no longer allowed to be the judge of judging how funny you judge others…
Hubby: (typing at his laptop) mumble.. mumble.. I’m so funny mumble.. mumble.. Me: I’m sorry, but did you just say YOU’RE so funny? Hubby: .. ya.. Me: Um, I’ll be the judge of that! What did you type that you … Continue reading
Thought I was being hilarious and ended up disrespecting my besties titties.
Texting with my bestie Tracy, the AMAZING chef at Served from Scratch and thought her phone made a hilarious spell check error… only it didn’t… and I felt like an ass… So because I’m not a TOTAL monster I sent … Continue reading
Worst Wine Tasting EVER!
For those of you that know me this title probably shocked you. ME, Mona, not being able to enjoy a wine tasting!?!? You’re probably asking questions like: Mona, did they not have wine? no… they had wine Mona, was the … Continue reading
How my butt nearly ended my marriage
Me: Is this a spider bite or a pimple? Hubby: Ah babe come on, I haven’t even had my coffee yet, I’m gonna need you to pull your pants back up. Me: HEY! This is marriage! You said I do … Continue reading
I went from telling you how to lose friends and alienate people this October, to creating a new inappropriate for work word… WINNING!
I have a secret. A secret that could end friendships, alienate me from family members, and basically make me a social outcast to normal society. I DON’T LIKE PUMPKIN SPICE!! *pause for horrified gasps from the reader* I know, I … Continue reading
“And Then I Died a Little Inside”… not really but that’s a pretty gripping post title, right up there with “She Thought it Was Going to be Just Another Gyno Appointment Until…”
I just had the worlds greatest conversation and finished it off with the most spot on joke that was so freaking funny, I peed a little. I then turned to see what status of hilarity my office mate was in after … Continue reading
COURTESY FLUSH DAY WAS YESTERDAY, AND I MISSED IT!?!?!?!?
Okay I know there is LITERALLY a day for everything, I mean seriously, here’s just a few I found with a quick Google search: Answer Your Cat’s Question Day (but just the one question and try not to freak out … Continue reading
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This started with me wanting to tell you about how my daily drives across long bridges has caused me to create Jason Bourne like ultimate escape plans if things every go bat shit crazy and me and Silvie go overboard, but ended with a chronological recap of all my cars names… and how I killed them… awkward.
Silvie is my car, her name is Silvie because she’s silver. That’s why I don’t spell it Sylvie, so all you English majors, spell checking Nazis, can just take a step back… I’m talking to you dad. Now that I think … Continue reading
How a majestic fucking eagle tried to kill me but then killed someone else… because it looked so damn majestic.
So while driving across the 520 bridge into work this morning, I saw a huge bald eagle sitting on top of a light pole up ahead of me. I decided I had to take a picture as he was looking majestic as … Continue reading
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