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How helping a friend decide on her family’s first Halloween themed costumes nearly ended an 8 year friendship.

Tracy: I need help coming up with ideas for our Halloween costumes! You’re creative, have any ideas!?! Me: Wow, the pressure… OH this!! Tracy:… okay don’t judge… but I’ve never seen this movie… Me: …let me reply with this… Tracy: I’ve … Continue reading

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“And Then I Died a Little Inside”… not really but that’s a pretty gripping post title, right up there with “She Thought it Was Going to be Just Another Gyno Appointment Until…”

I just had the worlds greatest conversation and finished it off with the most spot on joke that was so freaking funny, I peed a little. I then turned to see what status of hilarity my office mate was in after … Continue reading

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BOOBS!!!… that is all.

Hubby: BABE!? Me: sup? Hubby: Why is there a post it note on the fridge with the word boobs in bold and highlighted? Me: To remind me. Hubby: That you have boobs? Me: No, that’s just silly.  I haven’t needed … Continue reading

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This started with me wanting to tell you about how my daily drives across long bridges has caused me to create Jason Bourne like ultimate escape plans if things every go bat shit crazy and me and Silvie go overboard, but ended with a chronological recap of all my cars names… and how I killed them… awkward.

Silvie is my car, her name is Silvie because she’s silver. That’s why I don’t spell it Sylvie, so all you English majors, spell checking Nazis, can just take a step back… I’m talking to you dad. Now that I think … Continue reading

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It’s all fun and games until your flight loses cabin pressure and the freaking oxygen masks don’t deploy!!!

So as I mentioned in my last blog, I visited the fam a couple weeks ago and almost got taken down at the security check, But BEFORE that I almost died on the flight over… kinda… not really… The flight … Continue reading

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Please tell me I’m not the only one who does this

So I have a 2.4 mile walk to work that I’ve been doing for about 2 years and it can get a little monotonous.  So to liven up thing I sometimes set my feet on autopilot and let my mind … Continue reading

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Cease and Desist from using the J word!

My blog had its 6-month anniversary last October.  I felt bad when I realized this important milestone had passed and I had done nothing to celebrate this special occasion.  So imagine my surprise that, after the realization of my forgetation, my blog was … Continue reading

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