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I HAVE THE PAIN TOLERANCE OF 10 MEN!!!… kinda…

I have always believed that I have an amazingly high pain tolerance. Okay granted, I’m sure almost everyone in the world believes they have a high pain tolerance, and they probably also believe that they could take a gun shot … Continue reading

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Don’t panic, that’s just his penis

Okay the title totally gives away the punch line of the story of my stupidity, but I don’t care, cause it’s funny. So story time, Orko is the first puppy I’ve ever owned.  So I’m constantly learning knew things about him. 1. … Continue reading

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I blame my death on Mad Eye Pete!… and syphilis…

So Tracy, Tricia and I threw pretty much the most diabolical awesomely evil surprise birthday party for Ashley last weekend… But that’s for another blog.  Don’t freak, I know I say that and then never blog about it again, but … Continue reading

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Started with pee in Cheerios, had to know it would end with 2 girls and a cup

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Why I will NEVER own a fish again… Part 1

Tif: Mona, I found the most amazing thing in the company handbook! Me: Why, for the love of all that is holey, would you read the company handbook?  Oh wait, I know. Trying to find a loop hole for the no flip-flop … Continue reading

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A Sneeze Attack Tried to Kill Me… and the Cat

I had just settled down in bed with a nice cup of tea and my new Evanovich book when it happened… SNEEZE ATTACK! The first one was so loud and violent it sent sleeping CIA Cat airborne and out of … Continue reading

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T and M Swan Lake Review

Tif, my good friend and loyal co-worker, and I have a love hate relationship.  We LOVE to HATE anything and everything the other one LOVES… follow?  Tif LOVES ballet, I therefore HATE the shoes, the anorexia, the tights (except on … Continue reading

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