Tag Archives: happy
I’m learning to play the ukulele and apparently it’s the cruelest thing I’ve ever done to my dog…
So I’ve been trying to learn how to play the guitar, and like all my past declarations of becoming amazing at something that I’ve just started to learn, I’ve completely given up on it when I hadn’t mastered it after the … Continue reading
Per Hubby, our marriage is cured, but I still need some work…
Me: Don’t forget, couples counseling tomorrow at 5. Hubby: Oh ya, I don’t think I’m going to go to those for a while. Me:… Oh… My… God… is this your way of saying you’re divorcing me!? CAUSE NOT COOL, I MEAN WINE A … Continue reading
Either working for Macy’s is like working for the CIA… or my friend’s an ass…. she’s an ass.
So I was at Macy’s trying to find a replacement for my favorite bra that after years of faithful service attempted to assassinate me in it’s final hour by impaling me with its underwire. While walking through the maze that … Continue reading
Hubby thinks I’ve reached a point of ridiculousness that there is absolutely no chance of coming back from… I hope so!!!
Hubby:… What… The… Hell? Me: Don’t hate us cause we’re awesome.
This Thanksgiving Turkey Recipe WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE… and make you a little drunk… okay a lot drunk.
Okay I take my turkey cooking pretty damn serious. My first turkey I ever cooked for Hubby took 12 hours to cook and ended up with the inside still frozen and the outside as dry as hell. We agreed, for the sanctity of our new … Continue reading
Snapchat is saving/ruining my marriage
I love Snapchat… I don’t actually post anything because why waste my comedic genius when it will just disappear!?! (funny side note spell check showed me I misspelled comedic, genius, and disappear… so not that “genius” after all.) What I do use … Continue reading
My dog is the next Messiah!!!!!
And it’s not like that last time when I thought he was the next messiah because his balls grew back 3 days after he was fixed and then disappeared again, no this is legit messiah action that I have photo … Continue reading
BACK TO MY ROOTS!!! Meaning we’ve moved back to Seattle… Not that I went back to my natural hair color… I tried that and got bored with it after 2 months… My hair is currently blue.
WE MOVED!! Don’t get me wrong, I loved the 500 days out of the year of temperatures in the triple digits… But I am SUPER happy to be back to my home state of Washington and the return of that wet … Continue reading
Wise words from Hubby during the holidays
Got a little down this holiday season, but Hubby would have none of that and sent me the following text. So like a good wife I did exactly what my Hubby told me to do… at work… Yes that’s … Continue reading
Doggie Daycare has just shown me that I have absolutely no self control… or dignity.
So per my post a while ago, I swore to NEVER enter my dog in another beauty contest… and I didn’t… not really… it was a costume contest… STOP JUDGING ME!!! Orko’s doggie daycare was having a halloween costume contest. … Continue reading