Tag Archives: health

Nature is trying to LITERALLY kill me… LITERALLY!!

So last week I found myself on the couch eating an entire bag of bbq potato chips and drinking a bottle of wine, an excellent combination by the way.  I decided that I needed to counter that bombardment of calories by … Continue reading

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If you thought I swore too much last time…

Well per my past blog, they found some skin cancer on my nose. No biggie, they just sliced a bit, burned the hell out of the surrounding area, and called it good… but. I fucking hate buts. I get a call … Continue reading

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Ha Ha Universe… HA. HA.

Having a bit of a low day today, so I’ve decided to think of all the happy things in my life to help bring me up… Alright, here we go. I played kickball yesterday with my FAVORITE team, Tiaras & … Continue reading

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No Poo… Oh Shit!

Me: Babe when was the last time you cleaned the litter box? Hubby: Is this a trick question? Me: SHIT! Hubby: Ok! I’m on it, calm yourself. Me: No, I’ve been cleaning it regularly. Hubby: So that WAS a trick question. … Continue reading

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CIA Cat Goes to the Vet

I’m happy to say that this years annual exam found CIA Cat healthy and the Megacolon clear! AND… This year Hubby came along for the first time, which I think CIA Cat really appreciated as he’s her favorite. I will … Continue reading

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I can’t tell the chicken story until I tell the CIA Cat story

Me: Michelle please let me blog about how much money you’ve paid the vet for your sick “pet” chicken. Michelle: No Me: AH COME ON! It’s really funny, but sweet cause it shows what a good person you are. Michelle: … Continue reading

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Per the Internet, I’m dying… or fine… it’s hard to say

So while I was at the ER with my split open head from that evil possessed softball, the doctor noticed it had been forever since my last Tetanus shot and suggested I get one while there.  I pointed out I hadn’t … Continue reading

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