Tag Archives: kids
How falling to meet Joss Whedon, turned into me not having children… stick with me.
So my friend Ashley just posted something horrifying on Facebook: Ashley: I just saw Joss fucking Whedon walking downtown Portland. It was literally all I could do not to attack him and request a picture! Me: … you didn’t… WHO … Continue reading
My 1st Grade Teacher is the Reason Why Dried Fruit Makes Me Cry… Part 2
Okay starting where we left off… Being a sweet, innocent, little girl, I was naively excited to have Satan as my substitute teacher. After all, she was always nice to me when she visited our cabin and she was my very … Continue reading
That’s Why You Don’t ‘F’ with the Ref!
Well I had a fun weekend! I organized my closet, painted my nails, was a referee for a charity kickball tournament, almost got in a brawl with an A-Hole, and cleaned out my refrigerator. So, which of those should I … Continue reading
Dad aka TRAITOR!
After CIA Cat sent the last email regarding her outrage with the neighbors feeding the squirrels, I decided it best she know the truth… I don’t hide things from my cat… especially if it means I might be bumped up … Continue reading
He told you to put WHAT on your WHATS!?!?
I have a friend, who sent me an email, that was BRILLIANT! And I had to share it. I had originally thought about altering it to make it sound like she and I were having a conversation. But then I realized I … Continue reading
So aparantly all dog owners are psychopaths
I learn the most interesting things while Hubby and I are just driving around. Me: Why can’t I have a dog? Hubby: We live in a one bedroom apartment. Me: So we’ll get a small… Hubby: I will NEVER own … Continue reading