Tag Archives: kids

How falling to meet Joss Whedon, turned into me not having children… stick with me.

Posted on July 5, 2013 by But That's For Another Blog

So my friend Ashley just posted something horrifying on Facebook: Ashley: I just saw Joss fucking Whedon walking downtown Portland. It was literally all I could do not to attack him and request a picture! Me: … you didn’t… WHO … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged awesome, buffy, Dude, facebook, falling, firefly, friend, Friends, Joss Whedon, kids, laugh, life, nathan fillion, serenity, shoes, wtf | 1 Comment

My 1st Grade Teacher is the Reason Why Dried Fruit Makes Me Cry… Part 2

Posted on March 1, 2013 by But That's For Another Blog

Okay starting where we left off… Being a sweet, innocent, little girl, I was naively excited to have Satan as my substitute teacher. After all, she was always nice to me when she visited our cabin and she was my very … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged bad, banana, class, dehydrator, devil, dreams, fire, giant killer banana, good, kids, nightmares, sad, squirrel, teacher, wrong | 6 Comments

That’s Why You Don’t ‘F’ with the Ref!

Posted on July 23, 2012 by But That's For Another Blog

Well I had a fun weekend! I organized my closet, painted my nails, was a referee for a charity kickball tournament, almost got in a brawl with an A-Hole, and cleaned out my refrigerator. So, which of those should I … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged Ass hole, charity, Friends, funny, games, Humor, kickball, kids, laugh, life, referee, rude, yellow card | 2 Comments

Dad aka TRAITOR!

Posted on October 31, 2011 by But That's For Another Blog

After CIA Cat sent the last email regarding her outrage with the neighbors feeding the squirrels, I decided it best she know the truth… I don’t hide things from my cat… especially if it means I might be bumped up … Continue reading →

Posted in CIA Cat, Humor | Tagged betrayal, cat, emails, fun, funny, Humor, kids, life, marriage, parents, pets, squirrel | 1 Comment

He told you to put WHAT on your WHATS!?!?

Posted on October 18, 2011 by But That's For Another Blog

I have a friend, who sent me an email, that was BRILLIANT! And I had to share it. I had originally thought about altering it to make it sound like she and I were having a conversation. But then I realized I … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged baby, boobs, breast feeding, dildos, emails, Friends, funny, george lucas, Humor, kids, life, motherhood, pornstar, star wars, vibrator | 6 Comments

So aparantly all dog owners are psychopaths

Posted on July 24, 2011 by But That's For Another Blog

I learn the most interesting things while Hubby and I are just driving around. Me: Why can’t I have a dog? Hubby: We live in a one bedroom apartment. Me: So we’ll get a small… Hubby: I will NEVER own … Continue reading →

Posted in CIA Cat, Humor | Tagged cats, dogs, Fashion, fun, funny, Humor, kids, life, marriage, psychopaths, purse | 3 Comments

Tag Archives: kids

How falling to meet Joss Whedon, turned into me not having children… stick with me.

My 1st Grade Teacher is the Reason Why Dried Fruit Makes Me Cry… Part 2

That’s Why You Don’t ‘F’ with the Ref!

Dad aka TRAITOR!

He told you to put WHAT on your WHATS!?!?

So aparantly all dog owners are psychopaths

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