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My New Necklace is Trying to Kill Me
I LOVE accessories. You know the long-held fashion tip, before you walk out the door look in the mirror and take off one accessory? PPPPHHHHHTTTT!!! I say throw another on! The more the merrier! In fact the more you look … Continue reading
Evil Purple Unicorn Wants Me to Kill
I was standing in the checkout line at the little korean owned snack shop in my building when I felt someone watching me. I turned around to see this staring at me from the shelf. Me: HOLY SHIT! Uni: Don’t … Continue reading