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How my butt nearly ended my marriage
Me: Is this a spider bite or a pimple? Hubby: Ah babe come on, I haven’t even had my coffee yet, I’m gonna need you to pull your pants back up. Me: HEY! This is marriage! You said I do … Continue reading
The Martian+Gin+Me = Hubby Asking What He Did To Deserve This Life
Hubby: “… let me just make sure I’m following along with you, Matt Damon’s character would have never gotten off Mars, if it hadn’t been for the NASA guy’s Executive Assistant?” Me: “YES!” Hubby: “… how?” Me: “Oh my god … Continue reading
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Tagged administrative, assistant, discussion, Drinking, entertainment, executive, laugh, life, marriage, matt damon, movies
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2018 and people can’t stop giving me money… it sucks.
So I don’t know about the rest of you, but the first day back after the holiday season is tough, especially when you’re someone like me who took 2 weeks off. Just the fact that I was able to roll … Continue reading
It’s never too early for Jesus, and apparently a hearing aid…
My office mate, Ciera, walked into our office with a concerned look on her face. She turned to me and asked… “Is it too early for Jesus?”. Now I’m not an overly religious person, in fact I just had to … Continue reading
How helping a friend decide on her family’s first Halloween themed costumes nearly ended an 8 year friendship.
Tracy: I need help coming up with ideas for our Halloween costumes! You’re creative, have any ideas!?! Me: Wow, the pressure… OH this!! Tracy:… okay don’t judge… but I’ve never seen this movie… Me: …let me reply with this… Tracy: I’ve … Continue reading
“And Then I Died a Little Inside”… not really but that’s a pretty gripping post title, right up there with “She Thought it Was Going to be Just Another Gyno Appointment Until…”
I just had the worlds greatest conversation and finished it off with the most spot on joke that was so freaking funny, I peed a little. I then turned to see what status of hilarity my office mate was in after … Continue reading
I’m learning to play the ukulele and apparently it’s the cruelest thing I’ve ever done to my dog…
So I’ve been trying to learn how to play the guitar, and like all my past declarations of becoming amazing at something that I’ve just started to learn, I’ve completely given up on it when I hadn’t mastered it after the … Continue reading
Per Hubby, our marriage is cured, but I still need some work…
Me: Don’t forget, couples counseling tomorrow at 5. Hubby: Oh ya, I don’t think I’m going to go to those for a while. Me:… Oh… My… God… is this your way of saying you’re divorcing me!? CAUSE NOT COOL, I MEAN WINE A … Continue reading
BOOBS!!!… that is all.
Hubby: BABE!? Me: sup? Hubby: Why is there a post it note on the fridge with the word boobs in bold and highlighted? Me: To remind me. Hubby: That you have boobs? Me: No, that’s just silly. I haven’t needed … Continue reading
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Tagged boobs, breast cancer, breasts, childhood memory, general, hubby, laugh, life, love, mammogram, marriage, random, truth
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COURTESY FLUSH DAY WAS YESTERDAY, AND I MISSED IT!?!?!?!?
Okay I know there is LITERALLY a day for everything, I mean seriously, here’s just a few I found with a quick Google search: Answer Your Cat’s Question Day (but just the one question and try not to freak out … Continue reading
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Tagged bathroom, days, flush, Friends, funny, girlfriends, laugh, life, new orleans, porcelain god, random, right, toilet, wrong
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