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How a majestic fucking eagle tried to kill me but then killed someone else… because it looked so damn majestic.

So while driving across the 520 bridge into work this morning, I saw a huge bald eagle sitting on top of a light pole up ahead of me. I decided I had to take a picture as he was looking majestic as … Continue reading

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It’s all fun and games until your flight loses cabin pressure and the freaking oxygen masks don’t deploy!!!

So as I mentioned in my last blog, I visited the fam a couple weeks ago and almost got taken down at the security check, But BEFORE that I almost died on the flight over… kinda… not really… The flight … Continue reading

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I’m high on grass… literally

So we’re all about getting healthy at work, and to help us on our path to nutrition nirvana, our trainer ,Jake, came in today to make us some wheat grass shots. Not just any wheat grass shots, his “special” wheat … Continue reading

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Arguing with Me, Myself, and I

Just had a pretty upsetting argument with myself over lunch.  It all started with me microwaving the left over steak from last night’s dinner. Me:  mmmmmmmm steak. Myself:  um… Me… what are you doing? Me:  About to eat this delicious … Continue reading

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