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My Hubby and the Dog find the idea of me running horrifying… harsh.
So my fabulous job has lunches catered into the office and, like most days, I ate WAY too much and was paying for it later in the day with buddha food belly regrets. I texted Hubby about the terrible tummy situation I was … Continue reading
And then I shot my dog.
I was walking my fantastic dog Orko early this morning and was not quite awake, this is why I didn’t see the other lady walking her dog, until Orko had jumped up and planted both paws right into her boobs… Me: Oh … Continue reading
My Horn Needs an Attitude Adjustment
Someone needs to invent a car horn that will honk with the same emotion that you are feeling when you press it. And I don’t mean one of those novelty horns that you can attach to your car that honks sounds like … Continue reading
CIA Cat Needs a Friend… KAHN!
Walking into work today I saw this flier… I must have KAHN! So I emailed the pic to Hubby telling him we should get CIA Cat a buddy and waited for a reply… it never came. So I called him. Me: (sing … Continue reading
Corporate E-mail Filter… patent pending
I have invented the greatest thing since… I don’t know, nothing has been invented that is as great as the thing I have invented to compare it to. It’s the Corporate E-mail Filter… I may change the name, not really … Continue reading
Interoffice IM… I hate you
Posted in Facebook/IM Dialogue, Humor
Tagged boo hoo, Friends, funny, ho, Humor, IM, Interoffice, life, macys, mean, office, self loathing, work
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