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The Squeeze

Hello Strangers, So I’ve been blog awol for a while. I have to admit it’s pretty hard to come back to this place of fun, silliness, and random fires that, let’s be honest, is my life. February 14th my mom … Continue reading

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MY MOTHER LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!!

I got a call from my mother this morning that started with happy news and ended with me fearing for my future mental health. Mom: Honey, I got my doe! Me: Doe, a deer? A female deer? Mom: I regret … Continue reading

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Stop Posting Signs On My VaJayJay

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My Mother Ladies and Gentlemen

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