Tag Archives: parents

Aaahhhhh Yes, I’ve Always Been This Funny

So my parents are retiring to the country and are clearing out some of the “clutter” in their life. And apparently my GENIUS is considered clutter. My mother sent me a box of random Mona things. It contained old yearbooks, … Continue reading

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Mona Primo… I blame my father

Primo. In Spanish it means Cousin… the male cousin. The Italians view it as the First, or the Best. Urbandictionary.com defines it as “a joint with a sprinkling of cocaine”. And I’m pretty sure I’ve seen it at my local … Continue reading

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Dad aka TRAITOR!

After CIA Cat sent the last email regarding her outrage with the neighbors feeding the squirrels, I decided it best she know the truth… I don’t hide things from my cat… especially if it means I might be bumped up … Continue reading

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My Parents… Those Lying Bastards.

Looking in the mirror today I realized two things: 1. I have a lot of freckles 2. My parents are lying bastards. I remember being young and HATING my freckles.  But my parents told me not to worry because as I got … Continue reading

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