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My dog is the next Messiah!!!!!
And it’s not like that last time when I thought he was the next messiah because his balls grew back 3 days after he was fixed and then disappeared again, no this is legit messiah action that I have photo … Continue reading
We’ve got a puppy down… PUPPY DOWN!!!
Orko being the lovable klutz that he is somehow managed to rip a part of his paw pad while going pee in front of the house… he’s talented. I can tell you this now in a calm, peaceful, joking demeanor… … Continue reading
How a text almost ended my marriage… and other fun facts about moving
So as I mentioned in my last post, which you of course have not forgotten as the written image of CIA Cat exploding from both ends is seared into your brain, right next to that one horrifying time you accidentally … Continue reading
Someone should have prepared me for dog diarrhea
Dude, shut up, I don’t care if the title of this blog makes you sick, try being in my shoes!! … actually you’ll want to stay away from my pink pumps…Orko didn’t make it outside in time once… *shudder*. So … Continue reading
You live in Phoenix now… try not to kill your dog
So there are some important things to take into account when you move from the Northern Hemisphere to the Southern Hemisphere… okay I know Arizona is not in the Southern Hemisphere, but it feels like it. I mean come on, … Continue reading
My dog has excellent taste in literature… literally
Me: Well, we now know that Orko has excellent taste in literature, he ate one of my Harry Potter books. Ashley: Which one? Me: The Half Blood Prince. Ashley: I would have figured Deathly Hollows, kind of like a payback … Continue reading
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I neutered my dog on Valentines Day and now I’m being haunted by his balls… seriously.
Let me just start by stating that I’m not a bad person, or a sadist, or a hater of stupid holidays created by Hallmark. It’s just that was the only day they had open for surgery for like months! And let’s think … Continue reading
I’m a Vlogger!!!… and kinda fuzzy…
Okay first vlog (video + blog) DONE! Learned lots of things with this first vlog: 1. Don’t move hands or you go fuzzy 2. Have the post printed out so you don’t lose your place, AND 3. Do not leave … Continue reading
O.M.G. I’m THAT person!
So… I just did this… AND I’M NOT SORRY!!! ORKO HAS HIS OWN FACEBOOK PAGE… BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! http://www.facebook.com/#!/orko.munoz (please be Orko’s friend, as Hubby will soon be sending his mother to the loony bin and he’ll need all the friends he … Continue reading
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