Tag Archives: plan
Hubby and I are doomed when the Zombie Apocalypse finally comes
This is just one of those random, been together over 20 years, conversations that Hubby and I had while stuck in our car waiting for the ferry… Me: When the zombie apocalypse comes I think we should live on a … Continue reading
Dornish Wine: Best Paired with Revenge, but Only When Served Cold
So you all remember my “friend” Jake and his little Dornish wine gag he pulled on me a couple months ago. And if you remember I swore I would get my revenge, preferably with an elephant. Well the elephant thing … Continue reading
We had a plan and I failed!
Well people it happened! Hubby and I set up a Fire Contingency Plan last week and BAM! We woke up to fire alarms going off this morning… and sadly my plan did not quite go as… well as planned. BBBBEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPP … Continue reading
The Apartment’s on Fire! I’ll Get My Pink Hat!!
I blame my lazy, dirty neighbors for Hubby not talking to me. Me: I smell burnt toast. Hubby: ya, me too. Me: Are you cooking toast. Hubby: nope Me: Are you sure? Hubby: Babe, if I was cooking toast and … Continue reading
We are the worst pet parents… but at least we’re funny
Every year it happens and every year it completely freaks me out… CIA Cat’s annual exam… god be with us. However during our strategy meeting I discovered something startling that had nothing to do with CIA Cat. Hubby: Ok, so I’ll … Continue reading