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Dornish Wine: Best Paired with Revenge, but Only When Served Cold

Posted on June 29, 2012 by

So you all remember my “friend” Jake and his little Dornish wine gag he pulled on me a couple months ago. And if you remember I swore I would get my revenge, preferably with an elephant.  Well the elephant thing … Continue reading →

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We had a plan and I failed!

Posted on August 24, 2011 by

Well people it happened!  Hubby and I set up a Fire Contingency Plan last week and BAM! We woke up to fire alarms going off this morning… and sadly my plan did not quite go as… well as planned. BBBBEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPP … Continue reading →

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The Apartment’s on Fire! I’ll Get My Pink Hat!!

Posted on August 5, 2011 by

I blame my lazy, dirty neighbors for Hubby not talking to me. Me: I smell burnt toast. Hubby: ya, me too. Me: Are you cooking toast. Hubby: nope Me: Are you sure? Hubby: Babe, if I was cooking toast and … Continue reading →

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We are the worst pet parents… but at least we’re funny

Posted on July 26, 2011 by

Every year it happens and every year it completely freaks me out… CIA Cat’s annual exam… god be with us.  However during our strategy meeting I discovered something startling that had nothing to do with CIA Cat. Hubby: Ok, so I’ll … Continue reading →

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