Tag Archives: puppy

My dog is the next Messiah!!!!!

And it’s not like that last time when I thought he was the next messiah because his balls grew back 3 days after he was fixed and then disappeared again, no this is legit messiah action that I have photo … Continue reading

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My mind thinks I can save my dog from a shark with a screwdriver… obviously my mind thinks I’m a badass.

My favorite part of the day, is my drive home after work. Not because it’s the end of a work day or I drive though amazing landscape.  It’s because my mind creates the most bizarre storylines when I’m driving home. … Continue reading

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We’ve got a puppy down… PUPPY DOWN!!!

Orko being the lovable klutz that he is somehow managed to rip a part of his paw pad while going pee in front of the house… he’s talented. I can tell you this now in a calm, peaceful, joking demeanor… … Continue reading

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I’M A FRACKING MESS… ARE YOU HAPPY BUDWEISER!!!!

It’s almost Super Bowl time! What does that mean for  me? It means I’m locked in the bathroom crying over my phone… EVERY FUCKING YEAR BUDWEISER!!!!  

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Doggie Daycare has just shown me that I have absolutely no self control… or dignity.

So per my post a while ago, I swore to NEVER enter my dog in another beauty contest… and I didn’t… not really… it was a costume contest… STOP JUDGING ME!!! Orko’s doggie daycare was having a halloween costume contest. … Continue reading

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I have found the greatest music video of all time… OF. ALL. TIME!!!!! And no, I’m not overselling this

My friend sent me a link to a video with the following message: “I saw this video last night and thought you’d like it – if you haven’t already seen it – which would shock me – don’t let the first … Continue reading

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Bad news, the dog is limping and no longer loves and/or trust me… Good news, if I’m ever attacked by ninjas while sleep walking, they don’t stand a chance

So Hubby being a wonderful man, who for some reason is still married to the mess of a woman that is me after 14 years, made me breakfast.  Granted he made it at 3am, did I mention Hubby has an … Continue reading

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So Facebook Says You Have Hundreds of Friends… PROVE IT.

This is going to be weird for some of you, but I’m about to post a serious post.  I know, I rarely do these as I really hate being serious.  But something has happened to a dear friend of mine that … Continue reading

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I did a bad thing and now Karma is gonna make me pee my pants.

My adorkable pup, Orko, and I hit the trails early Sunday morning.  I was testing out this new leash I got him, it came with a belt for me, so I can walk him with out having my arm yanked … Continue reading

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What does your life really amount to, if your dog doesn’t even take you seriously?

So I woke up this morning with one of those uber rare feelings of “I’M GONNA GET SHIT DONE AND BE PRODUCTIVE!!”. Seeing how I NEVER feel this way I jumped out of bed and ripped the sheets of the … Continue reading

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