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How a majestic fucking eagle tried to kill me but then killed someone else… because it looked so damn majestic.

So while driving across the 520 bridge into work this morning, I saw a huge bald eagle sitting on top of a light pole up ahead of me. I decided I had to take a picture as he was looking majestic as … Continue reading

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When your Skype conversation starts about fashion and ends with a suicidal spirit animal.

So sorry for the blurry of the blown up images! Could I have typed out the conversation instead? Sure… Did I? No. Why not? Lazy… come on people you read my blog, this should really come as no surprise!

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It’s all fun and games until your flight loses cabin pressure and the freaking oxygen masks don’t deploy!!!

So as I mentioned in my last blog, I visited the fam a couple weeks ago and almost got taken down at the security check, But BEFORE that I almost died on the flight over… kinda… not really… The flight … Continue reading

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Per the TSA I’m a bread carrying, lock picking, weirdo…

So while flying back from Spokane to Seattle, a couple weeks ago, I learned about what to NOT have in your carry on bag! When you’re visiting your parents and your mother teaches you how to make homemade bread. DO NOT let her … Continue reading

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I may be a thief or a super hero… YOU DECIDE!!!… it’s super hero by the way…

So I’ve been getting my period for a while now, if I just lost all my male readers with that statement, let me follow up with… “Oh Calm Down Guys! It’s a thing, it happens, get over it!… MY LOINS … Continue reading

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This Thanksgiving Turkey Recipe WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE… and make you a little drunk… okay a lot drunk.

Okay I take my turkey cooking pretty damn serious.  My first turkey I ever cooked for Hubby took 12 hours to cook and ended up with the inside still frozen and the outside as dry as hell.  We agreed, for the sanctity of our new … Continue reading

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Tif hates Katie Holmes… I don’t know why

Last night Tif and I were watching our favorite shared show ‘So You Think You Can Dance’ and texting our views on the dancers and the judges.  We text because we were banned from talking by Hubby as our voices “hit pitches only … Continue reading

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