Tag Archives: Safety

It’s all fun and games until your flight loses cabin pressure and the freaking oxygen masks don’t deploy!!!

So as I mentioned in my last blog, I visited the fam a couple weeks ago and almost got taken down at the security check, But BEFORE that I almost died on the flight over… kinda… not really… The flight … Continue reading

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The Apartment’s on Fire! I’ll Get My Pink Hat!!

I blame my lazy, dirty neighbors for Hubby not talking to me. Me: I smell burnt toast. Hubby: ya, me too. Me: Are you cooking toast. Hubby: nope Me: Are you sure? Hubby: Babe, if I was cooking toast and … Continue reading

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Blah Blah Blah Chlamydia Blah Blah Blah

Have you ever been told a story that you really weren’t paying any attention to? Usually because something else was on your mind, the story was just too boring, or (like me) you were too busy wondering where the hell … Continue reading

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What Would Chuck Norris Do?

It was a beautiful day, the sun was out, my car windows were down and the radio was blaring as I drove to pick my hubby up from work. I was sitting happily at a stop sign, belting out a … Continue reading

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