Tag Archives: scary

The toilet, the toilet, the toilet’s on fire!!

UGH! It’s been centuries since my last post, but I have excellent reasons for being gone so long!!!… however I don’t have time to tell you… but I will… soon… maybe. Okay, short of the long, Hubby had a near … Continue reading

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Some couples hold hands… some don’t.

Laying on the couch reading an old paperback I had found under my bed while hunting for a MIA flip flop, I stopped reading to ask Hubby if he had ever used the word taradiddle in a sentence, cause the author had just … Continue reading

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THE HORROR…

Sitting at my desk… reach up to brush away a stray hair on my chin… but it won’t brush away… because it’s attached… TO MY CHIN… correction… to the MOLE on my chin… WHEN DID I GET A MOLE!??! FUCK … Continue reading

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Help us oh Great Immunity Totem, YOU’RE OUR ONLY HOPE!

Well Hubby’s dying and I’m pretty certain I’m next… SERIOUSLY!! He just came back from the doctor, after having a fever for 3 days, and said he was diagnosed with Walking Pneumonia… WALKING PNEUMONIA!! It’s basically just a couple letters off from … Continue reading

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Evil Purple Unicorn is back… and he’s got friends

If you are a loyal follower of my blog (which of course you ALL are so no fear there) you know about the Evil Purple Unicorn that tried to convince me to murder the nice Korean shop owner downstairs. THEN … Continue reading

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Never Come Between CIA Cat and Her Prey

Me: BABE HELP!! Hubby: What’s up? Me: A butterfly got in the house and CIA Cat is trying to eat it! Hubby: So? Me: BABE! Hubby: You let her eat the moths that get in. Me: That’s different. Hubby: How? They have the … Continue reading

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Evil Purple Unicorn Wants Me to Kill

I was standing in the checkout line at the little korean owned snack shop in my building when I felt someone watching me.  I turned around to see this staring at me from the shelf. Me: HOLY SHIT! Uni: Don’t … Continue reading

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