Tag Archives: scary

The toilet, the toilet, the toilet’s on fire!!

Posted on September 29, 2014 by

UGH! It’s been centuries since my last post, but I have excellent reasons for being gone so long!!!… however I don’t have time to tell you… but I will… soon… maybe. Okay, short of the long, Hubby had a near … Continue reading →

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Some couples hold hands… some don’t.

Posted on July 24, 2014 by

Laying on the couch reading an old paperback I had found under my bed while hunting for a MIA flip flop, I stopped reading to ask Hubby if he had ever used the word taradiddle in a sentence, cause the author had just … Continue reading →

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THE HORROR…

Posted on September 20, 2012 by

Sitting at my desk… reach up to brush away a stray hair on my chin… but it won’t brush away… because it’s attached… TO MY CHIN… correction… to the MOLE on my chin… WHEN DID I GET A MOLE!??! FUCK … Continue reading →

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Help us oh Great Immunity Totem, YOU’RE OUR ONLY HOPE!

Posted on June 1, 2012 by

Well Hubby’s dying and I’m pretty certain I’m next… SERIOUSLY!! He just came back from the doctor, after having a fever for 3 days, and said he was diagnosed with Walking Pneumonia… WALKING PNEUMONIA!! It’s basically just a couple letters off from … Continue reading →

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Evil Purple Unicorn is back… and he’s got friends

Posted on September 8, 2011 by

If you are a loyal follower of my blog (which of course you ALL are so no fear there) you know about the Evil Purple Unicorn that tried to convince me to murder the nice Korean shop owner downstairs. THEN … Continue reading →

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Never Come Between CIA Cat and Her Prey

Posted on July 12, 2011 by

Me: BABE HELP!! Hubby: What’s up? Me: A butterfly got in the house and CIA Cat is trying to eat it! Hubby: So? Me: BABE! Hubby: You let her eat the moths that get in. Me: That’s different. Hubby: How? They have the … Continue reading →

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Evil Purple Unicorn Wants Me to Kill

Posted on July 11, 2011 by

I was standing in the checkout line at the little korean owned snack shop in my building when I felt someone watching me.  I turned around to see this staring at me from the shelf. Me: HOLY SHIT! Uni: Don’t … Continue reading →

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