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Chivalry is dead.. and buried… and then someone dug it back up and peed on it… and then buried it again… with a dead fish…which stinks… literally.
So apparently, per the news, Seattle is having a Winter Storm Warning, aka WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE IN A FROZEN TUNDRA OF DEATH!!!! Now I was aware of this, but may have slightly forgotten about it when I … Continue reading
Running… when nothing is chasing you and/or trying to kill and/or eat you… weird.
So let’s just be clear here, I don’t like running. If When the Zombie Apocalypse hits, I have always taken it to be a fact that I will be in the first wave to be eaten, as… I. Don’t. Like. … Continue reading
Dammit shoes get your act together!!
So I had the most annoying conversation with my shoes today. Now before you call the crazy wagon, cause I believe my shoes can talk, let me just say… is there really a crazy wagon?? They had one in Beauty … Continue reading
How falling to meet Joss Whedon, turned into me not having children… stick with me.
So my friend Ashley just posted something horrifying on Facebook: Ashley: I just saw Joss fucking Whedon walking downtown Portland. It was literally all I could do not to attack him and request a picture! Me: … you didn’t… WHO … Continue reading
Best Grocery Shopping Trip EVER!
Hello Everyone! Just back from a fantastic 4 day weekend. Needed to take the time off as there were many “little” things that I had to get done. Some of the “little” things were: ~ Get the car checked out and … Continue reading
Beware of Shoe Vultures on Facebook!
I Almost Died… Vicariously Through Someone Else
“Oh My God!” I yelled as I collapsed at the restaurant table, “I Almost Died!” I explained, grabbing Cheri’s drink out of her hand and downing it. “Oh My God!” Cheri cried, “You just stole my drink!!” “Focus!” I screeched, “I almost died walking … Continue reading