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Either working for Macy’s is like working for the CIA… or my friend’s an ass…. she’s an ass.

So I was at Macy’s trying to find a replacement for my favorite bra that after years of faithful service attempted to assassinate me in it’s final hour by impaling me with its underwire. While walking through the maze that … Continue reading

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I cooked the turkey because I didn’t want my husband to set the house on fire with a deep fryer… then I set the house on fire…

IT WAS NOT MY FAULT… okay it was a smidgen my fault… But more the dogs then mine… anywho… The Thanksgiving Fire of 2013, will be remembered right up there with The Great Bathroom Fire of 02‘, and The Lightning Striked … Continue reading

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He Started it with Torture, I ended it with a Gas Bomb

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So I learned some hard truths tonight people… HARD TRUTHS!

It all began while I was sitting at Hubby’s desk, exploring the wonder and awesomeness of China Ebay. I know China is a pretty bad country when it comes to human rights and pollution control, but MY GOD can those people offer sparkly shiny things for low, low prices and FREE SHIPPING!!

*phew* sorry, I do tend to get a little carried away when it comes to sparkly things… hence my last purchase… I just couldn’t decide between tiara or headband… so I got both! … too subtle?

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Anywho, while drooling over the new line of cyrstal encrusted nose warmers, Hubby came up to the desk, pushed me aside, got down on his knees, and stuck his head under the desk…

Me: Well Hello Sailor!

Hubby: (muffled) What?

Me: Watchya doing down there honey?

Hubby: (still muffled) I gotta swap out one of the wall cords… something… something… tech talk… nerdyness… blah.

Okay that’s not exactly what he said but it was getting boring so I zoned out and continued with my bling extravaganza shopping.

Hubby: ggahhh mig ed duck.

Me: Ya don’t say.

Hubby: MMMAAAHHHH IZ STUG!

Me: Totally

Hubby: BABE!

Me: yo

Hubby: MY HEAD IS STUCK!

Me:… it is not

Hubby: I think my hair is stuck on a screw

Me:… really?… Okay what’s the last post you read from my blog.

Hubby: What? I don’t know? The dude one?

Me: WHAT!  That was MONTHS ago!!!  Okay… time to catch up. April 17th It was a cold day and Hubby and I…

Hubby: OH COME ON! This is Torture!!!…

Me:…

Hubby:… babe… where are you going?

Me:… bed… good luck with all that down there.

Hubby: Babe!… Babe?… BABE! 

Me:… I’m back.

Hubby: Thanks hon, are you going to help me know?

Me: No

Hubby: Then why did you come back!??

Me: I just ate 2 slices of your pepperone pizza.

Hubby: You can’t eat peppperoni, it makes you… OH BABE!

Me: Welcome to War.

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Best Grocery Shopping Trip EVER!

Hello Everyone! Just back from a fantastic 4 day weekend.  Needed to take the time off as there were many “little” things that I had to get done.  Some of the “little” things were: ~ Get the car checked out and … Continue reading

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Sparkley… TAKE A DRINK!

Once again I’ve tasted shoe… bleck.  Confused? Well of course you are you’re reading my blog after all, but I’ll clarify.  Tasting shoe basically transfers to putting your foot in your mouth… aahhh now you get it, aren’t I clever! … Continue reading

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Is It Bad Luck Or God Being A Jerk?

Hubby and I were both raised Catholic, which means neither of us has any desire to go to church now that we’re on our own and away from our families.  But I’m beginning to think that God is sending “subtle” hints … Continue reading

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No really it’s ok, I just died a little inside that’s all.

So I have a friend Ashley.  I’m using her real name as she deserves the shame I’m about to share.  Oh look at that I even included pictures, wow I must be really upset. I had thought Ashley was my … Continue reading

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