Tag Archives: sleep

How hair curlers ended my sex life.

Posted on December 16, 2015 by

Hubby: oh my god, what is that? Me: What’s what? Hubby: That!! (pointing at my head) Me: Hair curlers! I just got them, it says I just roll my hair up at night and I awaken to lustrous, bouncing curls. … Continue reading →

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It’s like torture… but without the torture…

Posted on September 25, 2012 by

Could NOT get to sleep last night. My mind took that opportunity to wander all over the fraking place. 1:26am… wide awake… fanfreakingtastic… 1:35am… look at hubby sleeping soundly… that’s so fucking annoying… 1:36am… is he snoring!?! Oh come on! … Continue reading →

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Hey Dumb Ass, 2+2 does not equal 53

Posted on August 10, 2011 by

Tif: Good Lord Woman! Shut your mouth before a bus drives through it. Me: *YAWN* Sorry, I could not get to sleep last night. Tif: Reading? Me: No. Tif: Watching TV? Me: No. Tif: *wink* *wink* nudge nudge Me: No. Tif: … Continue reading →

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I Used the Force Against CIA Cat

Posted on May 25, 2011 by

Last night I was enjoying a little tele on the couch when I felt something brush against the back of my leg.  I looked over my shoulder and saw my cat aka CIA cat. And I did NOT like the look … Continue reading →

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