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How hair curlers ended my sex life.

Hubby: oh my god, what is that? Me: What’s what? Hubby: That!! (pointing at my head) Me: Hair curlers! I just got them, it says I just roll my hair up at night and I awaken to lustrous, bouncing curls. … Continue reading

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It’s like torture… but without the torture…

Could NOT get to sleep last night. My mind took that opportunity to wander all over the fraking place. 1:26am… wide awake… fanfreakingtastic… 1:35am… look at hubby sleeping soundly… that’s so fucking annoying… 1:36am… is he snoring!?! Oh come on! … Continue reading

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Hey Dumb Ass, 2+2 does not equal 53

Tif: Good Lord Woman! Shut your mouth before a bus drives through it. Me: *YAWN* Sorry, I could not get to sleep last night. Tif: Reading? Me: No. Tif: Watching TV? Me: No. Tif: *wink* *wink* nudge nudge Me: No. Tif: … Continue reading

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I Used the Force Against CIA Cat

Last night I was enjoying a little tele on the couch when I felt something brush against the back of my leg.  I looked over my shoulder and saw my cat aka CIA cat. And I did NOT like the look … Continue reading

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