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How my butt nearly ended my marriage
Me: Is this a spider bite or a pimple? Hubby: Ah babe come on, I haven’t even had my coffee yet, I’m gonna need you to pull your pants back up. Me: HEY! This is marriage! You said I do … Continue reading
I stepped on something, almost died, and now my neighbor locks his doors.
I was raised country, which means my feet are always bare. The minute I get home I’ll flip off my shoes and refuse to put them on again until I have to head out to join the civilized world. In my … Continue reading
And now one of my boobs is flatter then the other… thanks a lot Victoria Secret!
So I’m hanging at home, watching some tv, when I see it… It is every girls fear… Right up there with snake in the toilet… Or rat in your hair… It’s… SPIDER IN YOUR BRA!!! Like any rational person, I … Continue reading
I’m a Goddess in Japan… or China… or possibly South Korea
I was late for work. This usually isn’t a big deal, as I’m often late for work. But this morning I was really, REALLY late for work. I mean late like “I was held hostage in my bathroom by a … Continue reading