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Texting once again is helping me to see that my marriage is pretty on point.
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Tagged firefly, laugh, leaf on the wind, marriage, serenity, sexy, star wars, texting
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Texting, Keeping My Marriage Alive and Funny as Hell
So I’ve been gathering a smoregusboard (well that word just destroyed my spell check) of awesome/funny/horrifying texts from Hubby that I always want to blog about… but never actually do… I know shocker, that’s so unlike me… But the last … Continue reading
It’s like torture… but without the torture…
Could NOT get to sleep last night. My mind took that opportunity to wander all over the fraking place. 1:26am… wide awake… fanfreakingtastic… 1:35am… look at hubby sleeping soundly… that’s so fucking annoying… 1:36am… is he snoring!?! Oh come on! … Continue reading
Apparently the TRUTH is not wanted in the courtroom… neither is nervous ranting… whatever
So as I mentioned in my last post, I was called in for Jury Duty, or Jury Service. Apparently, per our morning lecture orientation from the court house spokesman, ‘Duty’ is a forced act while ‘Service’ is an honor… okay… … Continue reading
I swear I’m not doing this on purpose… I think
So Hubby stopped talking to me because, “ You’ve used your Jedi mind tricks on me for the last time”… WHEN WAS THE FIRST TIME!?!?! Seriously I had no idea I was dipping into the force, I tried to get … Continue reading
Geek should only marry Geek
Hubby’s back from Mexico… and he’s not dead… YAY!!! There is nothing like your loved one visiting family in a drug cartel controlled village and coming back alive to really make you appreciate them. Hubby read over my shoulder and said … Continue reading
He told you to put WHAT on your WHATS!?!?
I have a friend, who sent me an email, that was BRILLIANT! And I had to share it. I had originally thought about altering it to make it sound like she and I were having a conversation. But then I realized I … Continue reading
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Tagged baby, boobs, breast feeding, dildos, emails, Friends, funny, george lucas, Humor, kids, life, motherhood, pornstar, star wars, vibrator
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