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Texting once again is helping me to see that my marriage is pretty on point.

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Texting, Keeping My Marriage Alive and Funny as Hell

So I’ve been gathering a smoregusboard (well that word just destroyed my spell check) of awesome/funny/horrifying texts from Hubby that I always want to blog about… but never actually do… I know shocker, that’s so unlike me… But the last … Continue reading

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It’s like torture… but without the torture…

Could NOT get to sleep last night. My mind took that opportunity to wander all over the fraking place. 1:26am… wide awake… fanfreakingtastic… 1:35am… look at hubby sleeping soundly… that’s so fucking annoying… 1:36am… is he snoring!?! Oh come on! … Continue reading

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Apparently the TRUTH is not wanted in the courtroom… neither is nervous ranting… whatever

So as I mentioned in my last post, I was called in for Jury Duty, or Jury Service. Apparently, per our morning lecture orientation from the court house spokesman, ‘Duty’ is a forced act while ‘Service’ is an honor… okay… … Continue reading

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I swear I’m not doing this on purpose… I think

So Hubby stopped talking to me because, “ You’ve used your Jedi mind tricks on me for the last time”… WHEN WAS THE FIRST TIME!?!?! Seriously I had no idea I was dipping into the force, I tried to get … Continue reading

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Geek should only marry Geek

Hubby’s back from Mexico… and he’s not dead… YAY!!! There is nothing like your loved one visiting family in a drug cartel controlled village and coming back alive to really make you appreciate them.  Hubby read over my shoulder and said … Continue reading

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He told you to put WHAT on your WHATS!?!?

I have a friend, who sent me an email, that was BRILLIANT!  And I had to share it.  I had originally thought about altering it to make it sound like she and I were having a conversation.  But then I realized I … Continue reading

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