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Talking to myself always makes me feel like a dumbass
Me: I have to do something different, over a month of being home is messing with my mind. Myself: Jesus, don’t be so dramatic you’re fine. Me: Am I?!? Cause I’m pretty sure scientist say when the voices in your … Continue reading →
The untouched bottle
Before my mother passed away she told my dad there was a certain bottle of wine in the cellar, she had bought it a long time ago and was aging for a special moment, and she wanted him to give … Continue reading →
Love Truly is a Battlefield
Hubby and I had a fantastic Happy Hour with Ashley, Tracy and Tricia yesterday and spent hours discussing Tracy’s upcoming wedding… Granted, Hubby had thought he was coming to have dinner with me… and had tried to make a hasty retreat when he realized … Continue reading →
Out with the Oldish and In with the Kinda New!
It’s finally happened, I’m bored with my blog. To be honest I thought it would have happened a lot sooner. But it’s true, I can’t spend another day looking at my blog’s… HEADER PICTURE! HA HA! I totally had you … Continue reading →
Childhood memories OH GOD OH GOD WE’RE GONNA DIE
I’ve had a few several many near death experiences in my life. I really gotta hand it to my Guardian Angel, that lady has been able to divert trains, semi-trucks, boulders, reattached a bungee cord, kept 2 trucks and 1 car from flipping with me in … Continue reading →
I’m A Total Disappointment To My Childhood Self
So I was walking to work today and saw a Jeep drive by, which got me thinking. I should totally buy a Jeep, I’ve wanted one ever since I was a little kid. That’s it, I’m buying a Jeep and … Continue reading →
Why I will NEVER own a fish again… Part 1
Tif: Mona, I found the most amazing thing in the company handbook! Me: Why, for the love of all that is holey, would you read the company handbook? Oh wait, I know. Trying to find a loop hole for the no flip-flop … Continue reading →