Tag Archives: story

I went from telling you how to lose friends and alienate people this October, to creating a new inappropriate for work word… WINNING!

Posted on October 15, 2018 by But That's For Another Blog

I have a secret. A secret that could end friendships, alienate me from family members, and basically make me a social outcast to normal society. I DON’T LIKE PUMPKIN SPICE!! *pause for horrified gasps from the reader* I know, I … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged fall, funny, Google, inappropriate, Internet, IT, latte, life, meme, pumpkin, random, secret, spellcheck, spice, story, work | 4 Comments

You’ve destroyed a friendship… HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

Posted on September 13, 2012 by But That's For Another Blog

Okay! I’m starting to get death threats, so I will now tell the story of Ashley’s Awesomely Evil Surprise Birthday… but first, BACK STORY!… shut up, every great story needs back up. February – Ashley announces she wants to have her 30th … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged acting, awesome, birthday, Friends, fun, funny, happy, Humor, improv, laugh, life, love, story, surprise, wrong | 3 Comments

I went to a wine festival to buy bed sheets… of course I did.

Posted on April 9, 2012 by But That's For Another Blog

(Disclaimer – yes I know my fonts are F’d up, but after an hour of trying to fix them I threw my arms up in the air, shouted some expletives, and hit the publish button… deal.) Portland’s Spring Beer and Wine … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged beer, buying, festival, Friends, funny, happy, Humor, laughing, life, love, story, Wine | 5 Comments

Oh good grief…

Posted on April 3, 2012 by But That's For Another Blog

There are certain things some people should just not do. Blind People should not give friends haircuts 700 pound women should not wear mini-skirts I should not attempt to slide into a base … guess which one of these things … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged awful, Drinking, frenemies, Friends, funny, Humor, kickball, laughing, life, sports, story | 3 Comments

And then I peed my pants

Posted on February 14, 2012 by But That's For Another Blog

Well that’s it people, I have officially seen the funniest thing I’m ever gonna see. The world holds no mystery for me anymore. When? Last night Where? Our living room Who? CIA Cat, Hubby, and Me What? The Laser Pointer … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged cat, family, funniest, funny, Humor, laser, love, marriage, play, story | 2 Comments

Sparkley… TAKE A DRINK!

Posted on September 21, 2011 by But That's For Another Blog

Once again I’ve tasted shoe… bleck. Confused? Well of course you are you’re reading my blog after all, but I’ll clarify. Tasting shoe basically transfers to putting your foot in your mouth… aahhh now you get it, aren’t I clever! … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged dog, drink, embarrasing, fasion, Friends, fun, funny, home shopping network, house hunting, Humor, jewelry, life, shiney, shopping, story, Wine | 1 Comment

Childhood memories OH GOD OH GOD WE’RE GONNA DIE

Posted on September 14, 2011 by But That's For Another Blog

I’ve had a few several many near death experiences in my life. I really gotta hand it to my Guardian Angel, that lady has been able to divert trains, semi-trucks, boulders, reattached a bungee cord, kept 2 trucks and 1 car from flipping with me in … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged adventures, bikes, childhood, Driving, Friends, funny, growing up, guardian angels, Humor, life, memories, near death, stories, story, travel | 8 Comments

What do you mean you DON’T want to look in my bra?!

Posted on September 6, 2011 by But That's For Another Blog

Last weekend a group of some of my favorite ladies decided to go on a boat tour… a three-hour tour… ya I think you’re beginning to get the idea of the horror that could possibly follow. BUT before we left we had to … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged boat, Friends, funny, hiding, Humor, ladies, life, liquer, mini bottles, secret, security, southern accent, story | 2 Comments

It wasn’t me… IT WAS THE APPLE!

Posted on August 29, 2011 by But That's For Another Blog

Once again I have completed the awesomely, amazing Portland to Coast Relay. It’s a 2 day relay covering over 160 miles involving 2 vans and 6 girls in each van. I do this every year with the lovely ladies of … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged accident, adventure, apple, blog, car, co-workers, food, Friends, fun, funny, Humor, life, produce, relay, story, van, yoga | 4 Comments

We had a plan and I failed!

Posted on August 24, 2011 by But That's For Another Blog

Well people it happened! Hubby and I set up a Fire Contingency Plan last week and BAM! We woke up to fire alarms going off this morning… and sadly my plan did not quite go as… well as planned. BBBBEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPP … Continue reading →

Posted in CIA Cat, Humor | Tagged blogging, cat, cia, epic fail, fire, funny, Humor, life, love, marriage, morning, pants, pets, photography, pink hat, plan, sock, story | 3 Comments