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What do you do after getting skin cancer and having reconstructive surgery… GO BUY A FUCKING CONVERTIBLE… SCREW YOU SUN!!!

Ya… so my nose is still healing after having plastic surgery to cover the hole that my skin cancer removal left… and I just bought a convertible… SHUT UP! I know what you’re thinking… oh and did I forget to … Continue reading

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If you thought I swore too much last time…

Well per my past blog, they found some skin cancer on my nose. No biggie, they just sliced a bit, burned the hell out of the surrounding area, and called it good… but. I fucking hate buts. I get a call … Continue reading

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YES, ALL THIS SWEARING IS NECESSARY!!!!

Okay people, I say this cause I love you all… SUNSCREEN!! Use that shit, and not the low numbered shit, I’m talking the good shit, 30+ baby! Put that shit on everyday, sometimes twice a day, fuck it, reapply that … Continue reading

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OH THAT BURNS ME!

I’m 34 and Irish.  You would think that with 34 years of experience being a fair-skinned, freckled Irish gal, I would know that the Sun is not my friend… in fact it hates my fucking guts.  I forgot… I got burned… … Continue reading

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Our New Hammock Almost Castrated Hubby

I would like to start this post, as I’ve started several before, by stating IT WASN’T MY FAULT!  I mean how was I to know that CIA Cat would have such a conniption fit about being tossed on the new … Continue reading

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