Tag Archives: thoughts

Does this make me quirky or deranged… it’s a fine line… plus I’m pretty sure my officemate has super powers.

It’s quiet at work… too quiet… quiet enough for me to hear my thoughts… and not the normal thoughts… like, what should I have for lunch, did I turn off the iron, is that smell coming from me… no… I’m talking about the other … Continue reading

Posted in Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , | 5 Comments

It’s like torture… but without the torture…

Could NOT get to sleep last night. My mind took that opportunity to wander all over the fraking place. 1:26am… wide awake… fanfreakingtastic… 1:35am… look at hubby sleeping soundly… that’s so fucking annoying… 1:36am… is he snoring!?! Oh come on! … Continue reading

Posted in Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 9 Comments

Curse You The Band Perry!!

It’s sad how it only takes 3 minutes to turn me from a happy normal woman to a complete emotional clusterfuck. Started with me happily sitting at work, typing away at my laptop, listening to my radio when ‘If I Die Young’ by … Continue reading

Posted in CIA Cat, Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 5 Comments

I Used the Force Against CIA Cat

Last night I was enjoying a little tele on the couch when I felt something brush against the back of my leg.  I looked over my shoulder and saw my cat aka CIA cat. And I did NOT like the look … Continue reading

Posted in CIA Cat, Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , | 6 Comments

Blah Blah Blah Chlamydia Blah Blah Blah

Have you ever been told a story that you really weren’t paying any attention to? Usually because something else was on your mind, the story was just too boring, or (like me) you were too busy wondering where the hell … Continue reading

Posted in Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 7 Comments

My Cat Should Work for the CIA

My cat used to be cool. She would sleep at the foot of the bed until I got up; proceed to do some kitty yoga stretches and slowly follow me to the kitchen, patiently waiting at her cat bowl for … Continue reading

Posted in CIA Cat, Humor | Tagged , , , , , , | 3 Comments

Things I Learned During My First 10K

1.  10K starts fun, you and your group of friends stick together, laughing, taking pictures, and continuously stating what a beautiful day it is for a race. 2.  After the 1 mile marker you start feeling cocky.  Yes there are still … Continue reading

Posted in Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , | 4 Comments