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Sometimes You Just Have to Throw the Penis Out
Trust me, this will all make sense soon. Hubby: I got Orko a present! Me: YAY!… what is that? Hubby: It’s a bull stick. Me: okay? Hubby: A bull stick, it’s a dried out bulls penis. Me: EYW! BABE! GROSS! Hubby: Oh … Continue reading
The Curse of the Lame Black Eye Stories
Just once I would like to get a black eye and have an AMAZING story to go along with it. Something like, I was attacked by crazed black bears looking for honey or I was assaulted by ninja kitties high … Continue reading