Tag Archives: unicorn
THANKS A LOT CAPTCHA! YOU BROKE ME!!!! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW!?!?!?!?!
So per my last post, I’ve entered my dog in a beauty contest… shut up. And every day I’m going on to the voting page to vote like a thousand times… shut up. It wouldn’t be that bad but for … Continue reading
Evil Purple Unicorn is back… and he’s got friends
If you are a loyal follower of my blog (which of course you ALL are so no fear there) you know about the Evil Purple Unicorn that tried to convince me to murder the nice Korean shop owner downstairs. THEN … Continue reading
Evil Purple Unicorn Wants Me to Kill
I was standing in the checkout line at the little korean owned snack shop in my building when I felt someone watching me. I turned around to see this staring at me from the shelf. Me: HOLY SHIT! Uni: Don’t … Continue reading
Worlds AWESOMEST Gift
My buddy Rich was quickly approaching another monumental birthday and I was seriously stuck trying to find the awesomest birthday gift ever. But finally after HOURS of Google searching, crying, hair pulling, and wailing… I FOUND IT. It was so … Continue reading