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Me: Is this a spider bite or a pimple? Hubby: Ah babe come on, I haven’t even had my coffee yet, I’m gonna need you to pull your pants back up. Me: HEY! This is marriage! You said I do … Continue reading
Hopefully You Haven’t Been Holding Your Breath… Cause You’re Probably Dead By Now… Or Really Talented…
So if you remember LONG ago, I was going to be a bridesmaid in my gal pal Tracy’s wedding to her Prince Charming Dan. And I had ordered a size 8 dress 3 months before the wedding… when at that … Continue reading
Okay we all know that title to be a lie, but I’m currently ranking my screw ups on levels of, “It could have happened to anyone” to “Jesus Christ Woman!… I mean… WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?”. And when you look at … Continue reading
Hubby and I had a fantastic Happy Hour with Ashley, Tracy and Tricia yesterday and spent hours discussing Tracy’s upcoming wedding… Granted, Hubby had thought he was coming to have dinner with me… and had tried to make a hasty retreat when he realized … Continue reading
A flask should be a gift, NEVER to be bought for oneself. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I was brought up. It’s one of those life rules, right up there with don’t put your elbows on the table … Continue reading
1. Hubby’s Company Picnic + Waterballoon toss + “accidental” toss to Hubby’s face + Hubby retaliating with badly aimed throw that takes out Cheryl from accounting = Total Water War Armageddon that lasted over an hour and left too many casualties to … Continue reading
It’s a Wedding Not a Funeral, the Bride Did Not Come From My Loins, and I’d Like to Keep My Vajayjay Covered
Seriously people these are things I’ve had to tell sales people trying to sell me their idea of a “perfect dress” for my friends wedding. AAAARRRGGGHHHH! It should NOT be this hard! So what’s the problem you ask? I can … Continue reading