Tag Archives: weddings

How my butt nearly ended my marriage

Posted on November 10, 2018 by But That's For Another Blog

Me: Is this a spider bite or a pimple? Hubby: Ah babe come on, I haven’t even had my coffee yet, I’m gonna need you to pull your pants back up. Me: HEY! This is marriage! You said I do … Continue reading →

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Hopefully You Haven’t Been Holding Your Breath… Cause You’re Probably Dead By Now… Or Really Talented…

Posted on September 30, 2013 by But That's For Another Blog

So if you remember LONG ago, I was going to be a bridesmaid in my gal pal Tracy’s wedding to her Prince Charming Dan.  And I had ordered a size 8 dress 3 months before the wedding… when at that … Continue reading →

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Hello, My Name is Mona, And it’s been 6 Months Since My Last Royal Screw Up

Posted on June 27, 2013 by But That's For Another Blog

Okay we all know that title to be a lie, but I’m currently ranking my screw ups on levels of, “It could have happened to anyone” to “Jesus Christ Woman!… I mean… WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?”.  And when you look at … Continue reading →

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Love Truly is a Battlefield

Posted on May 11, 2012 by But That's For Another Blog

Hubby and I had a fantastic Happy Hour with Ashley, Tracy and Tricia yesterday and spent hours discussing Tracy’s upcoming wedding… Granted, Hubby had thought he was coming to have dinner with me… and had tried to make a hasty retreat when he realized … Continue reading →

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It’s so sad when a girl has to buy her own flask

Posted on October 10, 2011 by But That's For Another Blog

A flask should be a gift, NEVER to be bought for oneself. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I was brought up.  It’s one of those life rules, right up there with don’t put your elbows on the table … Continue reading →

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Top 10 Reasons This Was The Best Weekend EVER!

Posted on August 22, 2011 by But That's For Another Blog

1. Hubby’s Company Picnic + Waterballoon toss + “accidental” toss to Hubby’s face + Hubby retaliating with badly aimed throw that takes out Cheryl from accounting = Total Water War Armageddon that lasted over an hour and left too many casualties to … Continue reading →

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It’s a Wedding Not a Funeral, the Bride Did Not Come From My Loins, and I’d Like to Keep My Vajayjay Covered

Posted on August 11, 2011 by But That's For Another Blog

Seriously people these are things I’ve had to tell sales people trying to sell me their idea of a “perfect dress” for my friends wedding. AAAARRRGGGHHHH! It should NOT be this hard! So what’s the problem you ask? I can … Continue reading →

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