Tag Archives: work

“And Then I Died a Little Inside”… not really but that’s a pretty gripping post title, right up there with “She Thought it Was Going to be Just Another Gyno Appointment Until…”

I just had the worlds greatest conversation and finished it off with the most spot on joke that was so freaking funny, I peed a little. I then turned to see what status of hilarity my office mate was in after … Continue reading

Posted in Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

40 minutes of my life that included happiness, sadness, frustration, exhilaration, and being shot.

Behold the beauty that is my NEW Nerf Rival Zeus MXV-1200… shoots Nerf balls at 70 miles per hour!!! 12:25pm – The glory that is my new Nerf Rival Zeus MXV-1200 arrives at work. 12:30pm – After 5 minutes of hacking, … Continue reading

Posted in Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

I Give You The Greatest Email You Will EVER Get From An IT Department

So we just got this office wide email from our IT department, which consists of 2 guys, and it’s fucking brilliant.  Don’t just take my word for it, read the email yourself: Hey Kids, Over the weekend Alex and I changed … Continue reading

Posted in Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | 6 Comments

American Express and US Airways… WHY YOU NO WORK TOGETHER!?!?

I just had the most amazing 3 way phone conversation with 2 woman that wanted to KILL each other, and it wasn’t a hi-techy 3 way with one phone, no I did it old school with 2 phones! One on the right … Continue reading

Posted in Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

I’m high on grass… literally

So we’re all about getting healthy at work, and to help us on our path to nutrition nirvana, our trainer ,Jake, came in today to make us some wheat grass shots. Not just any wheat grass shots, his “special” wheat … Continue reading

Posted in Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

And now everyone in my office knows the history of Doctor Who… seriously, I gave a presentation… seriously

So my work has these catered lunches brought in every Monday.  And normally we just eat, talk, and then meander back to work. But, our head hauncho decided we should do something fun each Monday to go along with the … Continue reading

Posted in Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 5 Comments

Death by Toilette Paper Avalanche… I Always Knew That Would be the Way I Would Go.

So long story short… hahahhahahahaha, sorry sorry I’ve just never started a story that way.  I mean the best part is the long part… THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA… Sorry, I’m still hitting the leftover Halloween candy pretty hard. SO, … Continue reading

Posted in Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment