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2018 and people can’t stop giving me money… it sucks.

Posted on January 3, 2018 by

So I don’t know about the rest of you, but the first day back after the holiday season is tough, especially when you’re someone like me who took 2 weeks off. Just the fact that I was able to roll … Continue reading →

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It’s never too early for Jesus, and apparently a hearing aid…

Posted on December 1, 2017 by

My office mate, Ciera, walked into our office with a concerned look on her face. She turned to me and asked… “Is it too early for Jesus?”. Now I’m not an overly religious person, in fact I just had to … Continue reading →

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COURTESY FLUSH DAY WAS YESTERDAY, AND I MISSED IT!?!?!?!?

Posted on July 19, 2017 by

Okay I know there is LITERALLY a day for everything, I mean seriously, here’s just a few I found with a quick Google search: Answer Your Cat’s Question Day (but just the one question and try not to freak out … Continue reading →

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Either working for Macy’s is like working for the CIA… or my friend’s an ass…. she’s an ass.

Posted on July 13, 2017 by

So I was at Macy’s trying to find a replacement for my favorite bra that after years of faithful service attempted to assassinate me in it’s final hour by impaling me with its underwire. While walking through the maze that … Continue reading →

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How a majestic fucking eagle tried to kill me but then killed someone else… because it looked so damn majestic.

Posted on April 28, 2017 by

So while driving across the 520 bridge into work this morning, I saw a huge bald eagle sitting on top of a light pole up ahead of me. I decided I had to take a picture as he was looking majestic as … Continue reading →

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Per the TSA I’m a bread carrying, lock picking, weirdo…

Posted on March 21, 2017 by

So while flying back from Spokane to Seattle, a couple weeks ago, I learned about what to NOT have in your carry on bag! When you’re visiting your parents and your mother teaches you how to make homemade bread. DO NOT let her … Continue reading →

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It started with Pinterest posts and ended with my inevitable death by explosion… classic Thursday.

Posted on March 9, 2017 by

Whitney: I just sent this to you via Pinterest but it’s too funny so I’m texting it to you too! Me: LOL, have you seen my ‘Word’ section in Pinterest?  I love these things, here’s a great one for me… … Continue reading →

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