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COURTESY FLUSH DAY WAS YESTERDAY, AND I MISSED IT!?!?!?!?
Okay I know there is LITERALLY a day for everything, I mean seriously, here’s just a few I found with a quick Google search: Answer Your Cat’s Question Day (but just the one question and try not to freak out … Continue reading
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Either working for Macy’s is like working for the CIA… or my friend’s an ass…. she’s an ass.
So I was at Macy’s trying to find a replacement for my favorite bra that after years of faithful service attempted to assassinate me in it’s final hour by impaling me with its underwire. While walking through the maze that … Continue reading
How a majestic fucking eagle tried to kill me but then killed someone else… because it looked so damn majestic.
So while driving across the 520 bridge into work this morning, I saw a huge bald eagle sitting on top of a light pole up ahead of me. I decided I had to take a picture as he was looking majestic as … Continue reading
It started with Pinterest posts and ended with my inevitable death by explosion… classic Thursday.
Whitney: I just sent this to you via Pinterest but it’s too funny so I’m texting it to you too! Me: LOL, have you seen my ‘Word’ section in Pinterest? I love these things, here’s a great one for me… … Continue reading
Per Hubby I do NOT understand the basic fundamentals of Valentines Day.
So I love marriage counseling… come on people… you read this blog… you know there’s no way Hubby and I could hang in there without a little outside help. Also, if anyone ever tells you that marriage counseling is a last resort, … Continue reading
Chivalry is dead.. and buried… and then someone dug it back up and peed on it… and then buried it again… with a dead fish…which stinks… literally.
So apparently, per the news, Seattle is having a Winter Storm Warning, aka WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE IN A FROZEN TUNDRA OF DEATH!!!! Now I was aware of this, but may have slightly forgotten about it when I … Continue reading
