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Just when ya think you’re the most awkward person in the world, your co-worker steps up and takes the crazy crown.
Sitting at my desk, about to enjoy my first cup of coffee when I felt a presence behind me, and some heavy breathing. Me: hhhhheeeyyyy Heather, how’s your morning going? Heather: I’m pretty sure I’m gonna die alone. Me:… Heather: … Continue reading
Thought I was being hilarious and ended up disrespecting my besties titties.
Texting with my bestie Tracy, the AMAZING chef at Served from Scratch and thought her phone made a hilarious spell check error… only it didn’t… and I felt like an ass… So because I’m not a TOTAL monster I sent … Continue reading
Hubby and I are doomed when the Zombie Apocalypse finally comes
This is just one of those random, been together over 20 years, conversations that Hubby and I had while stuck in our car waiting for the ferry… Me: When the zombie apocalypse comes I think we should live on a … Continue reading
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Tagged conversations, Fishing, gardening, laugh, life, marriage, plan, puppies, random, relationships, talk, wrong, zombies
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Worst Wine Tasting EVER!
For those of you that know me this title probably shocked you. ME, Mona, not being able to enjoy a wine tasting!?!? You’re probably asking questions like: Mona, did they not have wine? no… they had wine Mona, was the … Continue reading
2018 and people can’t stop giving me money… it sucks.
So I don’t know about the rest of you, but the first day back after the holiday season is tough, especially when you’re someone like me who took 2 weeks off. Just the fact that I was able to roll … Continue reading
It’s never too early for Jesus, and apparently a hearing aid…
My office mate, Ciera, walked into our office with a concerned look on her face. She turned to me and asked… “Is it too early for Jesus?”. Now I’m not an overly religious person, in fact I just had to … Continue reading
COURTESY FLUSH DAY WAS YESTERDAY, AND I MISSED IT!?!?!?!?
Okay I know there is LITERALLY a day for everything, I mean seriously, here’s just a few I found with a quick Google search: Answer Your Cat’s Question Day (but just the one question and try not to freak out … Continue reading
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Tagged bathroom, days, flush, Friends, funny, girlfriends, laugh, life, new orleans, porcelain god, random, right, toilet, wrong
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Either working for Macy’s is like working for the CIA… or my friend’s an ass…. she’s an ass.
So I was at Macy’s trying to find a replacement for my favorite bra that after years of faithful service attempted to assassinate me in it’s final hour by impaling me with its underwire. While walking through the maze that … Continue reading
How a majestic fucking eagle tried to kill me but then killed someone else… because it looked so damn majestic.
So while driving across the 520 bridge into work this morning, I saw a huge bald eagle sitting on top of a light pole up ahead of me. I decided I had to take a picture as he was looking majestic as … Continue reading
