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Evil Purple Unicorn Wants Me to Kill

I was standing in the checkout line at the little korean owned snack shop in my building when I felt someone watching me.  I turned around to see this staring at me from the shelf. Me: HOLY SHIT! Uni: Don’t … Continue reading

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Please ask your child/dwarf to stop molesting me

In my rush to be the first to comment I did not spellcheck… it’s ok… still funny!

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