Tag Archives: zombies
Hubby and I are doomed when the Zombie Apocalypse finally comes
This is just one of those random, been together over 20 years, conversations that Hubby and I had while stuck in our car waiting for the ferry… Me: When the zombie apocalypse comes I think we should live on a … Continue reading
It’s like torture… but without the torture…
Could NOT get to sleep last night. My mind took that opportunity to wander all over the fraking place. 1:26am… wide awake… fanfreakingtastic… 1:35am… look at hubby sleeping soundly… that’s so fucking annoying… 1:36am… is he snoring!?! Oh come on! … Continue reading
IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD! Get that man a Twinkie
Hubby heard some bad news on the tv this morning that made him reevaluate his future and made me reevaluate my marriage… Hostess is filing for Chapter 11. Hostess the makers of ‘The Twinkie’. Hubby: Oh My God, we have to go buy like a … Continue reading
The Bloggess and Santa, making it possible for me to call my friends assholes!
Mona posted on her Facebook page ”I believe in Santa Claus because of basic algebra. “Do you believe in Santa Claus?” “No, it’s just parents.” “Do you believe in parents?” “Of course.” Let’s take that to the next logical conclusion… … Continue reading