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It’s like torture… but without the torture…

Could NOT get to sleep last night. My mind took that opportunity to wander all over the fraking place. 1:26am… wide awake… fanfreakingtastic… 1:35am… look at hubby sleeping soundly… that’s so fucking annoying… 1:36am… is he snoring!?! Oh come on! … Continue reading

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Help us oh Great Immunity Totem, YOU’RE OUR ONLY HOPE!

Well Hubby’s dying and I’m pretty certain I’m next… SERIOUSLY!! He just came back from the doctor, after having a fever for 3 days, and said he was diagnosed with Walking Pneumonia… WALKING PNEUMONIA!! It’s basically just a couple letters off from … Continue reading

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IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD! Get that man a Twinkie

Hubby heard some bad news on the tv this morning that made him reevaluate his future and made me reevaluate my marriage… Hostess is filing for Chapter 11.  Hostess the makers of ‘The Twinkie’. Hubby: Oh My God, we have to go buy like a … Continue reading

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The Bloggess and Santa, making it possible for me to call my friends assholes!

Mona posted on her Facebook page ‎”I believe in Santa Claus because of basic algebra. “Do you believe in Santa Claus?” “No, it’s just parents.” “Do you believe in parents?” “Of course.” Let’s take that to the next logical conclusion… … Continue reading

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